Tonight I went to church
Ok, that was normal.
I asked baby Jesus to call me again sometime
Well, lo and behold
As I left the church parking lot
A song came on and the lyrics went
“I’m calling you”
Ha! That was funny.
Not completely weird yet…
I went my normal way home
I thought.
The area I grew up in and drove down
Numerous times…
Without making a turn?
I went straight and somehow ended up
Home
Home in less than 2 minutes.
I heard
half a song on the way…
It was at least a 5 minute drive
I would normally have to make five turns.
I made only two turns and somehow ended up
Home…
In half a song!
Maybe I shouldn’t talk about this to anyone
Maybe I’m crazy… again
Maybe not
I feel sane.
Maybe I can teleport my way home this Thanksgiving
Maybe I’ll instantly arrive somewhere in paradise…
Someday
Somehow
Maybe…
It could happen
Yeah…
That’s not normal.
Oh well…